Anonymous
asked: So you just kinda like everything? I tend to get really turned on by rusty forks.

Yeah.. urm well not everything…. And thats…. nice?

0 # 6 hours ago
shock777:

Whenever my inbox gets an ask he smiles real biiiiiiig!!!! :3

thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

178033 # 6 hours ago
livelaughloveatrandom:

mzbigabootie:




When English teachers throw shade back…

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

45718 # 6 hours ago

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

420876 # 6 hours ago
Anonymous
asked: What's your sexuality?

Like previous asks like this, I don’t have a solid, in a box sexuality. 

0 # 6 hours ago

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

376377 # 6 hours ago
manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Georges Seurat
shock777:

Whenever my inbox gets an ask he smiles real biiiiiiig!!!! :3

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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128935 # 6 hours ago
144225 # 6 hours ago
crystallisinq:

dark-shade:

marydoyouwannasmoke:

r-o-s-e-p-e-t-a-l-s:

this looks way to perfect on my blog
and its transparent

This is the most calming gif I have ever seen

THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG

omgg
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